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Embrace it. Become the centipede. For you. ”They [Jo and Jack] prance around like a couple of demented pixies on heat. You can’t help but be both appalled and enthralled during their performance. Highly recommended for the over-twelves”. The Observer. ”More spunk than Riche Le Tigre” The Daily Telegraph. ”Annoying but glorious” The Guardian, Weekend. ”A sumptuous blend of expression, image and raw talent. Puts shivers down your spine and cockles in your shells.” Friday Ad ”Addictive” Home & Garden “Cured my bunions” Homeopathic Living Monthly ”Almost as good as DAS HUMAN CENTIPEDE” Barry Norman. ”They remind me of myself at that age” Jarvis Cocker ”First there was Morecombe & Wise, then there was Vic & Bob now there’s these two monkeys…” BHS Tri-annual Newsletter. “Gripping, Vibrant, Fresh , I dare you NOT to be entertained. . . oh wait. . . Jack and Jo? No they’re just a couple of annoying tw*ts, I f*cking hated, no… loved every minute” Jonathan Ross. “Bootiful” Bernard Matthews. ’Every Little Helps’ Tesco Extra “Largest testicles I’ve ever seen…” David Attenborough. “… Oohh Jack and Jo….Sorry I though you were talking about Jacques and Joe, the two bull elephants I’m narrating a new documentary on…” David Attenborough. ”It’s almost as though Nicole Kidman was very tall and very slender. Oh. She is. It’s almost as if David Tennant were rather short and very fat.” Gillian McKeith. Part 1.
Lord Howe island is a distinct terrestrial ecoregion, known as the Lord Howe Island subtropical forests. It is part of the Australasia ecozone, and shares many biotic affinities with Australia, New Guinea, and New Caledonia. Lord Howe Island was never part of a continent, and all of its flora and fauna colonized the island from across the sea. Almost half of the island’s native plants are endemic. One of the best known is Howea, an endemic genus of palms (Arecaceae) that are commonly known as kentia palms and make handsome houseplants. Several million are exported annually providing the only major industry on the island apart from tourism. Another endemic feature of the island are the Glowing Mushrooms, that can be seen after heavy rain. Found in the Palm forests, they can be picked and last for a number of days glowing. The glow is so bright that you can read by it in the dark. 14 species of seabirds and 18 species of landbirds breed on the island group, including an endemic species, the Lord Howe Woodhen (Gallirallus sylvestris) and 3 endemic subspecies, the Lord Howe Golden Whistler (Pachycephala pectoralis contempta), the Lord Howe White-eye (Zosterops lateralis tephropleurus) and the Lord Howe Currawong (Strepera graculina crissalis). A number of endemic bird species and subspecies have become extinct since the arrival of humans on the island. The Lord Howe Swamphen or White Gallinule (Porphyrio albus), the White-throated Pigeon (Columba vitiensis godmanae), Red …
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