Name: Igor – Bearded Dragon Age – 2-3 years – Fully Grown Adult Music Video Debut Info: Head bobbing is commonly associated with bearded dragons as a gesture of dominance over a female or aggression toward another male. This sexual/aggressive behavior occurs usually when the dragon is in heat, and breathes smoke out of its nostrils. Getting a dragon to breath fire is very rare and is only possible with adults. This being said, however, most dragons are heavy smokers and will usually turn their lettuce into a smoldering heap of black soot before they roll it up and smoke it like a joint. As far as scientists can tell, this natural instinct has been carried over throughout evolution to be the source of the many drug problems adolescents and lizards alike. Fossilized joints, or blunts, as they are commonly called on da street, yo, have been carbon dated by scientists to be up to 40 million years old! How’s that for a little ditty? enjoy! Chris
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